Here’s a close-up of the creepy crawly contents of the card. (Who’s insane enough to hole punch that many bits of red paper and turn them all into ladybugs anyway? Someone who knows me well, obviously.) And look at that little face smiling in the corner of the picture – looks mischievous, doesn’t he? He gets it from his mom.
And how often do you get a letter in the mailbox with a command like this one??